i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
plasteredd: petalise: sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself” hahaahahayes
plot twist: you wake up skinny, beautiful, intelligent and everyone loves you
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. GUYS MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
is your name Stupid because youre stupid
I slouch a lot it’s gross.
gooutfighting: now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
pig princess: slutvibes: hipsville: skinny white... →
slutvibes: hipsville: skinny white girls with pit hair and “riot grrrl” necklaces that only talk about body hair and cat calling ur missing a lot of important things js Yeah maybe they’re missing a lot of points but when are we going to stop judging each other to get past the point…
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
meladoodle: no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
hungarian: guys who get really competitive in gym are so scary like it’s just high school gym why are u soo angry that u lost a game of volleyball
bittermeggirl: Imagine Hannibal singing “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” to himself quietly while cooking up mysterious items in his kitchen.
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...